Rex has CRAZY hair. When he was born, he had three perfect spirals, one on each side of the front of his head, and one on top of his head. They have since turned into viscious cowlicks, and his hair has to be kept at a pretty specific length if we want him to look like a well cared for kid. I hate paying for haircuts, so I thought, "Hey, I can do this, haircuts are easy." Anyone who knows me well knows that I tried this once before. I went to an Enrichment on cutting hair once and got overconfident on Layne's hair. The stylist that fixed it the next day said, "You should never let your wife do this again." and he hasn't. Rex hadn't had the same warning. Grandma had bought a special tool that promised to make it fool proof. This is the result. It is not good. We will visit Great Clips to get it fixed, my haircutting days are through, until I get my hands on one of those "Suck-cuts" from Wayne's World. Those have to be awesome, right?